Saturday, February 23, 2008

Another Funny Email

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people "appear"bright until you hear them speak.

Change is inevitable-- except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability that you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, on a hill, in the fog.

The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When going to court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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