Just got a few laughs from a cowboy site. One of them is, "There are three kinds of cowboys: the one that learns by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." Where do you fit in? You're thinking about it, right?
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment". I should have really good judgment by now. Maybe that's why when you hit your 50's you don't care what everyone thinks anymore. Most of the bad judgment is behind and we are full of experience and good judgment. And we have pee'd on a lot of electric fences.
"Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n putting it back in." I never have been able to catch that cat and stuff it back in that tow sack!
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering someone else's dog around."
And last, "a mountain lion felt so good after eating a whole bull that he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him . . . . . . . the moral: when you're full of bull keep your mouth shut." And with that reminder, I'll shut up.
2 comments:
where do you come up with this stuff? hilarious, mom! gotta hand it to you...
So very true, O'Wise one!
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